, (parenthetical asides)
, a_duck_that_shits_bacon, adebisi's improbable hat, anton [p]enus, aquaman: devourer of toddlers, bacon wrapped in bacon, batman's pink wrinkly member, beachcomber's nudist colony, blitzwing's monocle
, bon jovi's manpain, booster gold's ass
, booster/lemon meringue pie, buddyfic
, by gum!, chaucer-gower flayme werres, cobralalalalalala!!!!, crack pie
, cracked-pepper-with-your-underpants?, david kaye voicing everybody
, de-magnetising my moral compass, dead insect weeporn!
, deadpool/gladys, deliberately bad special effects
, denying the schwa's existence, destroying your childhood
, did somebody say bukkake?, ditko bugs, eggplant mike
, elitist baby-killing faggots, explosions with pouches, fagnosticism
, falling criminal/batman, female heroes male sidekicks, fitted sheets
, frank miller/simon furman, fuck_this_where's_the_pee
, haiku flamewars
, hate you! want divorce!
, hating dawson leery
, huffer/woolly mammoth
, hugs for omega supreme!, hundred/jetpack
, i'm gay for you!
, i-am-a-model-of-mental-health!, iggy_pop's_post-natal_nanny_goat_teats, inappropriate latin-esque plural forms
, inuit folktales
, jason stackhouse's stupid face
, jimmy olsen's magic totem, john howard smash!, johnny depp's tasty opening
, julian mcmahon's stupid face, kick in the sledge
, lackeys!, lexiac/atom, looking at lionporn, make ood go!!!!!!!!!!11111!@!
, making shit up
, max lord/l-ron
, max lord/mitchell hundred, mccoy's giant foil dildo
, mccoy's stimulant collection
, megatron's black-hole-powered man-eating phallus
, megatron's whirling groincannon, megatron: poster-bot-for-lawful-evil
, mocking jason akermanis, murdered for his penguins
, mysterio/spider-man, nnnnnnnnnnixon, notp
, octane's boob job, oh boy! tentacles!
, omega supreme's cashmere jumper
, optimus prime says no!
, papa/mama/mambo, paying butt tax, penis fjords
, picard's manpain re: borg
, ray asses
, rebadow/busmalis, rooty call, running in little circles
, sbs voiceover guy
, silver age batman, sitting through sardo, skyfire's moist dewy petals, skyfire/tardis
, slapping george w bush
, somewhatconsensualroughsexatron, soothing fire naps
, soundwave/megatron: sekrit rezbians, spamburger turducken, speaking like shrapnel (shrapnel), starscream's hot cyber pussy, starscream's seven-mile spanking machine
, stingray vandal, strudel whores
, sucking eddie's pulsating pillar, sunstreaker's vore fetish
, swindle's bolo tie
, ted's just pining
, the falling criminal, the goaty proletariat
, tidal wave's fiery nipples, ultra magnus can't_deal_mit_deutschmarks_right_now, unicron loves michael aspel
, us president abreact abeam
, what would rorschach do?
, whoreswhoreswhoreswho..., woggle porn
, yours jizzily_thomas jefferson, zombie jli
, zombtimus prime