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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
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raisedbymoogles
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I'm getting back into the writing groove again. Slowly. In fits and starts. Clearly my writerbrain runs on diesel.
Have a silly short thing, kind of an omake to Myths Jamie and Adam Never Busted. ( In which Optimus is introduced to America's national pastime... no, the other one. )
I've also written a couple of other short things in various places. I'm mostly linking them here so I remember to throw them onto DW at some point. FFVII AU with tentacles, birthday fic for chibirisuchan. Megatron/Sam for porn_battle on IJ, also with tentacles and holy shit I just picked up on that theme. Ahahaha, I are the dumb. Also, this fic is decidedly non-con and Not At All Right, so.
Also, someone please please MST this. It's got it all: mpreg, gratuitous rape, OOC, Oh The Drama, terrible grammar and spelling errors and some srsly bad writing. The worst part is, I could really go for some crack like this if it was only written well. XD
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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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lisanaterel
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( Spoilers for Torchwood S3 )
I just printed a million billion pages. I may be exaggerating slightly.
Today is going far too slowly.
I'm offski to the orchestra with Dad tonight to see the MSO play The Rite Of Spring, possibly the scariest song in the world. Whoot!
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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
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fanficrants
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Jesus Christ, people. If you're not into BDSM, please do a little research before writing hardcore BDSM fics, okay?
A brief primer:
( Cut for BDSM talk. )
In short, Wikipedia is your friend.
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warren_ellis
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Okay, the word got out a while ago, and I’m being drowned in emails tonight, so let’s get this done. By the power of contractual obligation, I am appearing at the San Diego Comic-Con 2009 under the exclusive aegis of Sony, Madhouse and Marvel Anime. I am in San Diego for something less than 36 hours. This is my only appearance at San Diego. Here’s the press release.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Marvel Entertainment Inc. and Madhouse Present an Exclusive Sneak Peek at the Re-imagining of Marvel’s Legendary Super Heroes
MARVEL ANIME TV SERIES
AT COMIC-CON
Get an Exciting First-Look at the All New Anime Iron Man and Wolverine
At the Marvel Animation Panel on Friday, July 24 at 4:30 PM
Culver City, CA (7/15/09) – Marvel Entertainment Inc., has partnered with renowned Japanese animation studio Madhouse (Paprika, Tokyo Godfathers) to create four all new anime versions of classic Marvel Super Heroes. Get an exciting first glimpse of two of the planned four series at this year’s Comic-Con International, the country’s leading comics and popular arts convention. The Marvel Animation Panel will be held on Friday, July 24, and will include an exclusive first look at official teaser trailers for two of these new series, hosted by writer and multiple-Eagle Award winner Warren Ellis, who will appear to discuss writing the all new adventures of these re-imagined Super Heroes.
These Marvel Anime TV series are being created as a way of merging the beloved Marvel Super Heroes of western culture with the bold animation tradition of Japan. The resulting product will be four visually groundbreaking anime series featuring popular Super Heroes redesigned and repurposed as emerging from the fabric of Japanese culture. The series is expected to begin appearing on the Animax channel in Japan in spring of 2010.
The Marvel Animation Panel with run from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. on Friday, July 24, at the San Diego Convention Center. A one-hour autograph signing with Ellis will follow the panel at Marvel’s Comic-Con booth #2429.
Madhouse, Inc., established in 1972 with offices in Tokyo, Los Angeles and Beijing, is one of the top animation studios in the world working exclusively with some of Japan’s top anime directors. They have created many well-known titles such as worldwide hits Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Trigun, Tokyo Godfathers, and Metropolis, Japanese successful TV series such as “Death Note” and “Nana”, as well as Paprika (an Official Selection at the 2006 Venice Film Festival) and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2007 Japanese Academy Award for Best Film – Animation)
Marvel Entertainment, Inc. is one of the world’s most prominent character-based entertainment companies, built on a proven library of over 5,000 characters featured in a variety of media over seventy years. Marvel utilizes its character franchises in licensing, entertainment (via Marvel Studios and Marvel Animation) and publishing (via Marvel Comics). Marvel’s strategy is to leverage its franchises in a growing array of opportunities around the world, including feature films, consumer products, toys, video games, animated television, direct-to-DVD and online.
Contacts:
Mac McLean
Click Communications
818.392.8863
mac@click-comm.com
Ann Hinshaw
Dan Klores Communications
212.981.5160
(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)
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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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fanficrants
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Transformers writers--especially Transformers Animated writers, because this seems to be where the biggest problems come up--please remember that the Transformers are not all the same size. The animation is a little inexact, and a lot inexact in the original cartoon, but you can generally get what size they are by watching.
For example, Bumblebee's about uke height to Prowl, with the top of his head somewhere around the region of Prowl chest. However, that does not make him standard uke height to the rest of the cast. He's far shorter than Prime, he's barely up to Megatron's knee. Similarly, Bulkhead is large, not just pudgy, so his size is a factor in his interactions with others.
And on a related note, why would Megatron 'sparkbond' with Bumblebee if that means one of them will die if the other dies? Why would Megatron bond with anyone for that matter, let alone someone who could cause his death if Blitzwing accidentally sat on him?
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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
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fanficrants
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I LOVE THIS STORY! IT ROCKS!" La La Land girl "Hey, fellow writer! I've gotta say, that was amazing! I love the story." Alexis Brewley "Very interesting..." Pala-and-Papipa "love it!" iloveme5895 "Her story is absolutely fanstastic." Miss Tear-Chan
This is annoying enough on the rear cover of a paperback. As a summary on Fanficnet? Major fail! It may convince us you have a big fat ego, but it won't entice us to actually read your fic.
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transficsation
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Title: 'Remembering' Rating: PG-13 'verse: `07/09 Movieverse AU Warnings: none (for this chapter) Characters: Optimus Prime, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC, Summary: Location: Earth. The Decepticon's are not the only enemies out there anymore. The Earth governments are not to trustworthy either.
Notes: Sunstreaker's going to seem a bit OOC but it's clearly explained why. It won't be forever depending how far I take this. So don't freak on me, 'kay!
Preface
Chapter 1: x-posted from my journal.
Also { here } on ff.net
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warren_ellis
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As a coda to the previous post, Jamais Cascio notes how the touchscreen generation interacts with a Kindle:
They try to "turn the page" by flicking a finger across the screen. But the Kindle doesn’t have a touch screen….Which means that the second thing that people checking out my Kindle do is get a funny confused look — why doesn’t it work?…
I did exactly the same thing the first time I handled one, funnily enough. I’m not iPhone-entrained, I’m Palm-entrained…
(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)
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penknife
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Vegas!AU: at 13,000 words, with two more scenes to go. OMGWTFBBQ.
I got nothing else. *types until fingers fall off*
ETA: And that's a draft, just short of 14,000 words. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. At this rate, I will start thinking it is safe for me to sign up for a Big Bang ficathon one of these days.
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fanficrants
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...I find it bad form when there are comments on a kink meme about how gross x, y, and z prompts/fics are.
Seriously? Grow up. Other people have different kinks - if you don't like it, scroll past it.
ETA: Oh, and old rant is old, but the prostate is not a bundle of nerves. Plz to be learning basic anatomy, kthnx.
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Our fandom hasn't been active in awhile. The show was cancelled 2 years ago, and the fics only trickle in these days. So why would you post a fic to the fic comm with a fake cut to your journal, when it's friends only?! Guess what? I can't read your fic this way. And I really want to because of the lack of new, well-written fic in this fandom. You really suck for doing that, and no one in the comm who isn't also on your friends list will be able to read your fic. I'd love to be there as you wonder why more people aren't commenting on your fic.
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fandomsecrets
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⌈ Secret Post #922 ⌋ Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
101. 
( More! )
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 144 secrets from Secret Submission Post #132. Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 3 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ], [ 1 - take it to comments ]. Current Secret Submissions Post: here. Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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warren_ellis
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My poor ancient Archos Jukebox FM Receiver is old and suffering now, and is being retired from the field and given pride of place as desktop storage. Which put me in the market for a new mp3 player.
Amazingly, I find myself once again in possession of a Sony Walkman.
Of all the things to once again possess. I’ve just written something for The Wire music magazine about personal soundtracks, and the Sony Walkman is what started it. I don’t think, holding my original tape-playing Walkman in my hands, it even occurred to me that such a thing could or should hold a library of music and a day’s worth of TV shows. When I showed this tiny, heavy thing to Lili, I’m wondering now if she was thinking, "yeah, it plays music, but what else does it do?" She didn’t ask, but, knowing her, I wonder if that was going through her head. Whether that’s what goes through the heads of her Western generation, the third (?) internet generation. Where’s the controller? What else does it do?
Having only had the thing a few hours, I fat-fingered the slightly awkward mp3 slider bar while playing her a piece of music on it, watching her fingers twitching. A one-second slip, and she was in there, "give me that, old man," tapping the touchscreen (that she’s never used before). She’s the generation that listens to music on YouTube — and I was about to comment that she’s of the generation entirely used to overcompressed music, until I realised that I grew up listening to toppy medium-wave radio, where people specifically recorded for its quirks. Bass almost completely disappears in pop music until 1988, when it becomes a club and rave experience again. The Associates rigged an entire drum kit with nothing but snares so the sound popped on radio. The only real difference between YouTube and BBC Radio 1 is that she gets to search and choose exactly what she wants to listen to, circling outwards to associated links to find similar and new things. Control.
Clay Shirky’s line about how anything that ships without a mouse is broken — that’s her generation. (I still think he was just one foot behind the time — I understand he was working from an anecdote, but I can’t help thinking the word he should have used is "touchscreen.")
I found Lili crosslegged on her bed earlier, her guitar in her hands, earbuds in, watching something on her open laptop. I suspect it was either a guitar lesson, some tabs she’s been looking for, or listening to Theory Of A Dead Man and trying to detune her guitar to C-sharp to capture their tone. That’s how she treats the laptop — what else does it do? And the very conjuring of all those elements in the first line illustrates that her generation do not live with their heads in a laptop or a DS Lite or whatever. Less so, even, than the previous generation. It’s a fully integrated part of their lives, a Swiss army knife for the world. What else does it do?
If I tell her I have a YouTube app on the Sony Walkman I’ll never get the bloody thing back.
(I’m sure I was going to write about something else, but then I got off on a ramble. Oh well. File it under Brainjuice and move on.)
(Did I mention Lili won a Young Engineers award last week? She came home today with some weird mathematics award I don’t quite understand. I’m slightly afraid she’s going to operate on me in the night and I’ll wake up as a cyborg slave.)
(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)
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When I am dead and over me bright April Shakes out her rain-drenched hair, Though you should lean above me broken-hearted, I shall not care. I shall have peace, as leafy trees are peaceful When rain bends down the bough, And I shall be more silent and cold-hearted Than you are now.
-- sara teasdale, i shall not care.
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Title: No. Just NO. Author: Kittara and Kittona Characters: seekers and Megatron Verse: G1 Rating: PG-13 Summary: Three drunk seekers + Two cans of paint. You do the math. Disclaimer: Transformers is owned by Hasbro and a lot of other rich, important people who are not me.
On to the story!
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greatpoets
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You do not do, you do not do Any more, black shoe In which I have lived like a foot For thirty years, poor and white, Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.
Daddy, I have had to kill you. You died before I had time-- Marble-heavy, a bag full of God, Ghastly statue with one gray toe Big as a Frisco seal
And a head in the freakish Atlantic Where it pours bean green over blue In the waters off beautiful Nauset. I used to pray to recover you. Ach, du.
In the German tongue, in the Polish town Scraped flat by the roller Of wars, wars, wars. But the name of the town is common. My Polack friend
Says there are a dozen or two. So I never could tell where you Put your foot, your root, I never could talk to you. The tongue stuck in my jaw.
It stuck in a barb wire snare. Ich, ich, ich, ich, I could hardly speak. I thought every German was you. And the language obscene
An engine, an engine Chuffing me off like a Jew. A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen. I began to talk like a Jew. I think I may well be a Jew.
The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna Are not very pure or true. With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack I may be a bit of a Jew.
I have always been scared of you, With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo. And your neat mustache And your Aryan eye, bright blue. Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You--
Not God but a swastika So black no sky could squeak through. Every woman adores a Fascist, The boot in the face, the brute Brute heart of a brute like you.
You stand at the blackboard, daddy, In the picture I have of you, A cleft in your chin instead of your foot But no less a devil for that, no not Any less the black man who
Bit my pretty red heart in two. I was ten when they buried you. At twenty I tried to die And get back, back, back to you. I thought even the bones would do.
But they pulled me out of the sack, And they stuck me together with glue. And then I knew what to do. I made a model of you, A man in black with a Meinkampf look
And a love of the rack and the screw. And I said I do, I do. So daddy, I'm finally through. The black telephone's off at the root, The voices just can't worm through.
If I've killed one man, I've killed two-- The vampire who said he was you And drank my blood for a year, Seven years, if you want to know. Daddy, you can lie back now.
There's a stake in your fat black heart And the villagers never liked you. They are dancing and stamping on you. They always knew it was you. Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.
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Site name: Espresso Recommendations Site URL: http://www.tavia.co.uk/recs.asp Updates: 14 new recommendations: House, MD (5), Discworld (2), Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (3), Star Trek: The Next Generation (2), Star Trek: The Original Series (1), plus one each for Lord of the Rings & Vorkosigan series.
Terry Pratchett's Discworld & Star Trek: The Original Series are new fandoms.
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My ability to concentrate on longer fics is AWOL tonight, again, so I thought I'd offer to do some drabbles instead to try and kickstart myself.
Please request over on this post on my LJ - I'll do any continuity, character, rating or pairing (Except for Beast Wars and RiD because I've never seen them).
<3
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thecybertronian
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The Cybertronian
Awards, Graphics and Meta Issue [9th - 15th July]
Editor's Note Hi all, welcome to the meta edition. Lots of people looking for RP partners this week, several fic challenges and many icon posts. If you've started up a new comm in honour of the new movie, or just a new comm in general please let me know so I can put it on the watch list.
Also, unless anyone out there has a burning need for me to continue separating out RotF posts that may contain spoilers, then this week's issue and next week's are going to be the last time I do so. If you really haven't seen the movie yet and would prefer them in their own section then let me know otherwise I'm going to assume that there's been enough time now for the majority of people to have seen it.
Enjoy the issue~
( Toys, episodes and games )
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Title: Shy Confessions Author: lady_katana4544 Characters/Pairing: First Aid/Streetwise, Autobots, Decepticons Verse: G1 Rating: T Summary: A set of oneshots that focus completely on Protectobots First Aid and Streetwise. Disclaimer: Recognizable characters not mine. Warnings: light slash
Chapter 1 and Chapter 2
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Dear fandom forum #1:
Please stop acting like worth is measured by how much fic a person writes. Being "prolific" does not make your opinion sacred, and it does not put you on some special rank of fandom above the people who churn out very little fic, or even none at all. Writing is not the only valid way to be a fan. Get over yourselves.
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Dear fandom forum #2:
Please stop acting like people who post fic should "stop showing off and interact with the community." Fic is not a magical thing that just appears naturally on a writer's hard drive without any work on their part. And the effort that it takes to think up a story and write it down is a way of interacting with a community - or, at least, reaching out to one, and hoping someone will reach back instead of being derisive about it.
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Dear world:
If there were any justice in you, the previous two rants would cancel each other out.
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greatpoets
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To gaze at a river made of time and water And remember Time is another river. To know we stray like a river and our faces vanish like water.
To feel that waking is another dream that dreams of not dreaming and that the death we fear in our bones is the death that every night we call a dream.
To see in every day and year a symbol of all the days of man and his years, and convert the outrage of the years into a music, a sound, and a symbol.
To see in death a dream, in the sunset a golden sadness—such is poetry, humble and immortal, poetry, returning, like dawn and the sunset.
Sometimes at evening there’s a face that sees us from the deeps of a mirror. Art must be that sort of mirror, disclosing to each of us his face.
They say Ulysses, wearied of wonders, wept with love on seeing Ithaca, humble and green. Art is that Ithaca, a green eternity, not wonders.
Art is endless like a river flowing, passing, yet remaining, a mirror to the same inconstant Heraclitus, who is the same and yet another, like the river flowing.
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http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1579 The discussion following my original post ("A Little Primer of Xinjiang Proper Nouns", 7/13/2009) has proven quite edifying, at least to me. One thing that I realized from the lively comments is that I forgot to give an indication of how the name Xinjiang itself should be pronounced. There's also the question of what sort of "pronouncers" or "respellings" to provide for speakers of American English who need to pronounce these names but cannot be expected to render them exactly the way a native speaker of Uyghur would.
I must preface the following remarks by stating that I'm probably not the best person to offer standard American English readings of these names because I'm a fluent speaker of Mandarin and know a bit of Uyghur. Consequently, when I want to say these words as an American would, I'm afraid that my Mandarin and my Uyghur get in the way. Still, I will make an honest effort to separate the three modes and offer useful guides for speakers of American English.
Xin1jiang1 新疆 The Uyghur pronunciation of this Mandarin term is Shinjang شىنجاڭ. I think that it's all right for an American simply to say the name Xinjiang about the way the Uyghurs do: SHIN-jahng (I put the "h" in there to lengthen the "a"). Being acculturated to Mandarin, I find it hard to avoid saying something like SHIN-jeeahng, even when I'm trying to speak as an American.
Recordings of Xinjiang:
1. Mandarin
2. American English
a. unmodified
b. modified
"Sinkiang", the Postal Map Romanization of the name, represents a time / place / dialect (Shanghai, 1906) before the palatalization of the velars (compare Peking and Beijing).
As for how the Uyghurs themselves refer to Xinjiang (Eastern Central Asia to me), depending upon what part of it they come from or the circumstances in which they are speaking, they will call it variously Uyghur Eli (country of the Uyghurs), Uyghur Diyari (Uyghur land), Uyghur Rayoni (Uyghur Region), Sherki Türkistan (Eastern Türkistan), or Uyghuristan, and so forth.
We've gone over the variant spellings of Uyghur in my earlier post, so now we have to confront the diverse pronunciations that have been applied to this name. First of all, I don't see how anyone can get "weewer" out of what the Uyghur speaker twice says very clearly in the recording. Due to severe tinnitus, my ears are very bad, but I can distinctly hear a guttural "gh" sound at the beginning of the second syllable. Now, it is very difficult for an American to pronounce this sound the way the Uyghurs do, and I don't think it's necessary for someone speaking English to attempt it. On the other hand, we needn't resort to something like "wigger" either. I think wee-GOOR / WEE-goor and WEE-gur are both fine for American English. Most people I know do say WEE-gur, as the NYT had it, and that seems quite natural, although wee-GOOR / WEE-goor more nearly approximates the Turkic sounds. Now, when I'm in the presence of Turkic speakers, even in America, I usually aspirate the 'g', so it would be something like wee-GHOOR / WEE-ghoor or WEE-ghur, even though I know that's a pretty pathetic approximation of the sound the Uyghurs make at the beginning of the second syllable.</p>
American English pronunciations of Uyghur:
a. unmodified: or
b. modified:
Finally, the name of the capital of the region, Urumchi (and numerous other spellings), has a broadly accepted pronunciation in English as oo-ROOM-chee. Again, when I'm in the presence of cognoscenti, I'll put umlauts on the "u's".
American English pronunciations of Urumchi:</p>
a. unmodified:
b. modified:
To sum up, for the standard American renderings of these three names, I recommend the unmodified pronunciations: SHIN-jahng, WEE-gur or WEE-goor / wee-GOOR (emphasis on the first syllable is preferred), and oo-ROOM-chee.
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OK, so every time I go for a trip somewhere, especially somewhere new, I like to take a lot of pictures, sometimes of people I know, but most of the time just of things around me that catch my attention. (It's much easier to take pictures of inanimate objects than people, after all, and running after people and begging them to stop in every place I want to photograph gets old really fast.)
And every time I do this, I can pretty much guarantee you that at some point in the trip, there will probably be at least one person who will inevitably take it upon themselves to explain to me how useless it is to take pictures without people, and how those pictures are just a waste of space, and how one can always buy postcards or professional photographs that would be much better than anything I could take, and how taking pictures without people is just completely pointless.
And... I just don't understand that! Yes, of course a professional photographer would take better pictures than I would. But then they wouldn't be my pictures! They wouldn't make me remember what it felt like for me to be in all those places, wouldn't bring back the wonder I felt that compelled me to take them in the first place.
But apparently, none of those reasons are considered good enough to want to take pictures of my own without people I know. So, I'm generally forced to admit that the main reason I take all those pictures is that I know it will make me happy to see them later. (Which apparently also isn't a good enough reason for me to take all those pictures, but it's at least generally enough to convince people that I'm too crazy to argue with, so they leave me alone. *g*)
So (heh) to prove to those people who don't believe me that there are pictures without people I've taken that I still like, even years later, I decided to make a small picspam of some pictures I took on my trip to Italy last year that still make me happy whenever I see them come up on my random picture Picasa screensaver at home.
So, here are some pictures I took in Italy last year:
( Pictures from my trip to Italy last year )
So in conclusion, I think that "because it will make me happy to see them later" is a perfectly good reason to take any pictures I want with my own camera, for my own use. I am a little puzzled that there are actually people who don't seem to agree with that.
*goes back to look at the pictures some more, and remember how much I loved that trip* ♥
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Your Yuletide Stories Of The Day for Wednesday, July 15, 2009 are:
What we stood for and still do Fandom: Enchanted (movie) Written by tahanrien for Sophia Prester After the prince swept her away, everyone is waiting to see Queen Nancy's destiny: whether she will be dead, or evil. Being Nancy, she doesn't really see the problem with being neither.
Reveille Fandom: Mass Effect Written by pyrefly for Koanju During mating, an asari and her partner share memories, thoughts, and feelings. As they make love aboard the SSV Normandy, Liara T'Soni learns the truth about Jane Shepard's past. Warnings: general spoilers, graphic violence, drug use, dubcon, and sensuality.
Atonement Fandom: Eastern Promises Written by Savageseraph for Galadriel Sometimes you have to hurt before you can heal.
Suddenly I See Fandom: RPF - So You Think You Can Dance Written by makesmewannadie for brand_new_name Being on the show is a journey, all right. But it's not just about dancing. Travis/Ivan.
Undercover Minx Fandom: Daria Written by zeldadestry for Paceus "And all this time I thought you loved me for my brain."
No Ill Wind Fandom: Fables (comic) Written by Beth H for dex webster Bigby Wolf always looked after his men in WWI, but who looked after him? (Gen, with the merest glimmer of future Bigby/Snow)
Fine Nighttime Logicians Fandom: Tamora Pierce - Tortall series Written by boosette for Senri There are a lot of things about being dead that nettle Rikash Moonsword. The thing that nettles most is being *bored*.
Xoloitzcuintli Fandom: Hellboy (movie) Written by Jo Z Pierce for Lexie BPRD Agent Liz Sherman has a solo case involving animal mutilations in Texas. But when a hunch leads her to begin an investigation on another case outside of BPRD jurisdiction, Hellboy gets worried. Liz/Hellboy. Mild Violence.
The Other One Fandom: RPF - That Mitchell and Webb Look Written by Dafna Greer for Valderys David is the clever one. Robert is OK with that.
Stories from the most recent Yuletide challenge are posted in order of when they were uploaded. Please comment on the stories if you read and enjoy!
Your Random Unfilled Request Of The Day:
Recipient: Rayne Request: Persona 3 aka Shin Megami Tensei Persona 3 (Akihiko Sanada/Junpei Iori/Pharos aka Ryoji Mochizuki/Shinjiro Aragaki) Details: Something sexy between Akihiko and Shinjiro, or Ryoji and Junpei
Your Random Older Story Of The Day:
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I recently took delivery of another crate of beer from the magnificent Brew Dog. This beer is called Zeitgeist, and it’s a black lager. I think the womb creatures I live with are going to finish the crate before I get anymore: its handfuls of berries, malt and hops have been greeted with unanimous praise at Ellis Castle, and one of them proclaimed it their new favourite. I frankly love it, and have a bottle open right now.
BUT! yesterday I got an email from Brew Dog themselves, and in the interests of saving me a fuckload of typing, I present it below. Short version: they’ve given me a discount code to give to you. I will help you get excellent beer at a stupidly cheap price. Because I love you. And also: they want you to blog with them.
…we have recently set up a new brand and website called Zeitgeist. The military line up of characters in sheep masks was designed by a local student.
Our zeitgeist website is now up and running. www.zeitgeistbeer.com
There is a very unusual hook behind the Zeitgeist website. The blog will not be updated by us, but by the customer!
We want to give up ownership of the blog, website and brand to the people who drink the beer. The idea is to create a whole alternative community online on the Zeitgeist site. People can blog on www.zeitgeistbeer.com about anything: beer, art, film, culture. They can upload movies, pictures and say anything they want. The idea would be that the discussion has an alternative vibe which ties in with the non-conforming message of the beer. This is a brand controlled by the people not a brand which controls them.
All someone has to do to be able to blog is to buy some beer from our online shop.
The idea of having an open blog, updated by the consumer is a new and radical approach and is going to need a bit of a push to get the awareness going on it. This is where you can maybe help a little!
I have a 70% discount code - SHEEP - all set up for you to give to your readers on your website so not only do they get some great black lager at an unbelievable price but they also get to be one of the first people to update the Zeitgeist blog!
Basically: go to the site, order a shitload of fantastic beer for pennies, join an insane groupblog of very clever drunks. Who loses? No-one. Except maybe the rest of the world.

(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my internet church at Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)
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http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1578 A couple of days ago, I compared the rate of first-person-singular pronoun use in Sarah Palin's July 3 resignation speech to the rates in some other historical speeches, including Richard Nixon's 1962 speech conceding the California governor's race to Pat Brown ("I again", 7/13/2009). That 1962 news conference is widely known as the "You won't have Nixon to kick around any more" speech, and I referred to it that way. But I also linked to an mp3 file of the speech, and in a comment, Tim pointed out that Nixon actually says "You don't have Nixon to kick around any more".
On the web, Google has won't ahead of don't 915 to 393 — Bing scores it 297 to 27. (Either way, Arnold Zwicky's 7/27/2007 LL post on "Illeism and its relatives" is one of those that get it right).
This is not the only mistake in the New York Times' version ("Transcript of Nixon's News Conference on His Defeat by Brown in Race for Governor", NYT, 11/8/1962, p. 18), which describes itself as "the transcript of Richard M. Nixon's news conference yesterday in Los Angeles, as recorded by The New York Times through th efacilities of the A.B.C. radio network". Aside from normal editing, there's another interesting mistake in the same passage:
The audio, and my transcription:
Last point.
I leave you gentlemen now
and uh you will now write it, you will interpret it, that's your right.
but as I leave you
uh I want you to know
just think how much you're going to be missing
you don't have Nixon to kick around any more
because gentlemen this is my last press conference
The NYT transcription (image of passage as printed):
The last play. I leave you gentlemen now and you will now write it. You will interpret it. That's your right. But as I leave you I want you to know- just think how much you're going to be missing.
You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference
[Let me note again, in passing, President Nixon's tendency to end phrases on a rising pitch. More on this in a later post…]
The two omitted uh's are normal editing, and the choices about punctuation and paragraphing are reasonable ones. But turning "The last point" into "the last play" is a more interesting and meaningful emendation. Play is more dramatic than point, and it might have been a better choice for Nixon to make, especially because it follows three other passages that he similarly introduces as "One last thing":

This was a man who was finding it hard to leave the stage.
But there's another, larger, difference between the archival audio and the NYT transcript, one that I find much harder to understand. Here's how the NYT starts out (click for image of passage as printed):
Good morning, gentlemen. Now that Mr. Klein has made his statement, and now that all the members of the press are so delighted that I have lost, I'd like to make a statement of my own.
I appreciate the press coverage in this campaign. I think each of you covered it the way you saw it. You had to write it in the way according to your belief on how it would go. I don't believe publishers should tell reporters to write one way or another. I want them all to be free. I don't believe the F.C.C. [Federal Communications Commission] or anybody else should silence [word lost in transmission].
I have no complaints about the press coverage. I think each of you was writing it as you believed it.
I congratulate Governor Brown, as Herb Klein has already indicated, for his victory.
Compare the audio and my transcript, from the beginning of the mp3 version at American Rhetoric:
I have no complaints about the press coverage
I will never complain about it
I think that each of you were- was writing it as you believed it
and uh I want that always to be the case in America.
Now.
The other thing I want to say is this. I-
I congratulate Governor Brown,
as uh Herb Klein has already indicated, for his victory
[There are those final rises again…]
Here's a side-by-side comparison:
| Good morning, gentlemen. Now that Mr. Klein has made his statement, and now that all the members of the press are so delighted that I have lost, I'd like to make a statement of my own.</p>
I appreciate the press coverage in this campaign. I think each of you covered it the way you saw it. You had to write it in the way according to your belief on how it would go. I don't believe publishers should tell reporters to write one way or another. I want them all to be free. I don't believe the F.C.C. [Federal Communications Commission] or anybody else should silence [word lost in transmission]. |
[Before start of audio recording?] |
| I have no complaints about the press coverage. |
I have no complaints about the press coverage |
| [Missing from NYT transcript?] |
I will never complain about it |
| I think each of you was writing it as you believed it. |
I think that each of you were- was writing it as you believed it |
| [Missing from NYT transcript?] |
and uh I want that always to be the case in America. |
| [Missing from NYT transcript?] |
Now. |
| [Missing from NYT transcript?] |
The other thing I want to say is this. |
| I congratulate Governor Brown, as Herb Klein has already indicated, for his victory. |
I congratulate Governor Brown, as uh Herb Klein has already indicated, for his victory; |
Before the phrase "I have no complaints about the press coverage", a passage is apparently missing from the audio recording — this is too bad, but it's a plausible thing to happen. But of the next seven breath-groups in the recording, numbers one, three, and seven are rendered more-or-less normally in the NYT transcript, while two, four, five, and six are entirely missing.
Did the stenographer drop her pencil? Has the recording at American Rhetoric been edited to interpolate passages from another speech? I'm genuinely puzzled.
Except for the strangeness at the start, the quality of this 1962 transcript is better than what I'm used to seeing in the newspapers recently. And nothing very important depends on the details of this case. But perhaps someone familiar with the methods used to create transcripts in the news business, a half a century ago, can suggest a solution.
[One last thing :-)…
President Nixon closes with a pathetic plea:
unlike some people
I have never cancelled a subscription to a paper
and also
I never will
I believe in reading
what my opponents say
and I hope that
what I have said today
will at least
make television, radio, the press
first
recognize the great responsibility they have
to report all the news
and second
recognize
that they have a right and a responsibility if they're against a candidate
to give him the shaft
but also recognize if they give him the shaft
to put one lonely reporter on the campaign
who will report what the candidate says now and then
So here, 47 years later, is my transcript of his news conference — or at least the only part of it for which I could find a recording. I'm sure that there are some mistakes, since I did it in a hurry, but still, Dick, I tried.]
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Yesterday was fun. We did an egg drop in camp where we gave the girls construction paper, popcicle sticks, glue, cotton, and tape and they had to construct something to keep their egg from cracking. Um, ALL of our eggs cracked including mine. But it was still fun. Yay knowledge!
Some of the girls also decided to clean up our room for my birthday. I poppped out to go to the bathroom and then was told "stay in the lobby! We'll come get you!" About ten minutes later I was summoned back and I had a nice clean room. We have to clean the room every day and it's always this huge chore and I have to strong arm the girls into helping me so it was so NICE to have it done for me!
Today we're sewing and I showed the girls some of my craft inspiration photos and now they have lots of ideas about what they want to make. "I'm gonna make a purse!" "I want to make a hair pin!" "I'm making a monster!" Hopefully today will be fun. Please, let it be fun...
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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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( Like a goddamned yo-yo. Seriously. )
By the way, I'm not sleeping well lately which isn't good for the obvious tiredness issue, but on the plus side, I'm dreaming more which is not something I usually do! For some reason my dreams all involve people I haven't seen in ages. The first one involved you, jamjar! You'd dyed your hair red and permed it a little. There was also a kitten involved. Last night was mikkeneko who was visiting me on Nakajima again -- bet you loved that. There was a white tabby cat involved. Who will it be tonight, I wonder?
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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
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This is Warren Ellis dot com.
(Matt Jones)
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femgenficathon
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Posting for FemGen 2009 is now open!
I can't wait to see what everyone has written.
(And don't worry if you haven't finished the story yet. You've got till October 1 to post.)
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